should i go back to school tomorrow or should i throw myself into the ocean 

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you know it’s really sad because i want to die but i haven’t got the courage to take my own life, so i just sit and cry and hope something bad will happen to me 

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it’s really sad because i’m waiting for you to talk to me on facebook or skype or text me or whatever but really i’m just fooling myself thinking you actually even bother thinking about me 

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it’s so frustrating because i want to be really pretty and talented and have that one special guy that treats me right but no i’m just me 

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me: *has loads of homework and coursework to do*
me: i'm bored there's nothing to do

for all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember, the cheapest prices attract the most customers 

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Obama means family 

family means nobody votes Romney 

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*me derping on tumblr*
brother: how can you be so addicted to tumblr, all you do is reblog and heart photos
me: no, you don't understand
How to kill me:

looking at this gif and knowing that i’ll probably never meet him or end up getting married and having loads of kids with him and then living happily ever after for ever

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plot twist: you get off the computer and do something productive with your life

"It’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he went to bed and bumped his head and didn’t get up in the morning"

I remember singing that all the time when it was raining

I just thought he was lazy 

I didn’t know he died

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RANT:

Seeing things like this makes me feel sick.

If that anon was seriously depressed that they were considering suicide, they wouldn’t write something like that in somebody’s ask, practically begging for notes. What makes it worse is that to get those notes, they’re playing with a touchy subject - suicide. 

If someone was really considering suicide, they wouldn’t do it depending on the amount of notes that it gets.

This to me looks like someone who craves attention, not someone who really needs help. 

I seriously can’t stress how much this annoys me, I’m finding it extremely difficult to put how I feel about this into words, I’m surprised I’ve even managed to write this much. 

I really can’t understand some people, what has Tumblr become?

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teenager: i'm a teenager, my music will tell you more about me than i ever could
teenager: *listens to rihanna* COME ON RUDE BOI BOI IZ U BIG ENUFF
"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"

Well you know except donuts, chocolate, pizza, cola, and all the other good stuff

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Anonymous: your blog is stale

you do realize stale means when something is no longer pleasant to eat 

have you been eating my blog